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    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Trying to break free from streaming? Now, you possess the power to fight the demons that bind us. "Weapons Against Darkness" is available now on compact disc!
    All artwork by @nightmareimagery (Joe Heuermann)
    Also available through Bloated Kat Records (thanks Servo).

    Includes unlimited streaming of Weapons Against Darkness via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 1 day

      $8 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    The long awaited vinyl release of "Weapons Against Darkness" is finally here!
    We were of the many victims affected by the mass-market production of vinyl records over the last year or two hence the incredibly long wait, but we're so excited to finally share this labor of love with all of you.

    Available on random color splatter expertly named by yours truly.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Weapons Against Darkness via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 30 days

      $15 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Not interested in randomized splattered colors? Don't worry, we'll keep it classic for ya.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Weapons Against Darkness via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 30 days

      $15 USD or more 

     

  • T-Shirt/Shirt

    As remembered by a friend I was tripping with, I apparently commissioned artwork of R. Crumb's "Keep On Truckin'" with *that* photo of John Lennon doing the thing with his legs, so here's that idea lol

    Concept by Tom McKnight
    Artwork by Danger Jazz

    Standard Gildan, available S - 2XL.
    Printed in Philadelphia at Do It Now T-Shirts.
    ships out within 30 days

      $12 USD or more 

     

lyrics

See the world and it's a blur,
and I don't think my glasses work.
I can't see what's in front of me.
No I can't see what's in front of me.

When I lose speed, I am trapped by screens.
I'm staring at my phone while ignoring my TV.
My mind rolls round and round.
I used to have wide eyes, now I can't see.

I can't see!

Don't I think I know it all?
But with just one Adderall,
I can clean up all the mess I'm avoiding,
can finish everything I've been avoiding.

When I lose speed, I am trapped by screens.
I'm staring at my phone while ignoring my TV.
My mind rolls round and round.
Said I used to have wide eyes, now I can't see.

I can't see!

credits

from Weapons Against Darkness, released November 26, 2021

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Teenage Bigfoot Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bisexual Party Punk Extraordinaires keeping it fun, fast, and accessible since 2013.

tiff (s/h) x joe (h/h) x gray (t/t)

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